WTP??!

old woman on phone

As required by my last post, here’s the humor you’ve been looking for, sent in an email from my friend Mimi:

Young people have their acronyms; now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD– At the Doctor’s

* BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

* BTW– Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM– Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI– Driving While Incontinent

* FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* FMI– Found My Insulin
* GGPBL-
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO-
Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL– Living on Lipitor

* LWO– Lawrence Welk’s On

* OMMR– On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

* TOT– Texting on Toilet

* TTYL – Talk to You Louder

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP– Where’re the Prunes

* WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

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Now this is what the Internet is for.

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